Only twats ride with worn cleats

And yet the saga continues.

The nurse came to redress the wound ready for discharge.As she was cleansing the wound befor applying a new bag, my buttock suddenly errupted and sent a fountain of lymph fluid all over the poor young woman. I was amazed by her calm and good cheer. I now have to wait an hour or two as they decide whether this will affect my discharge (no pun intended).

Ass-ault?