Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I love that bike, to BITS, but literally, separated bits... teh all thing together
make my eyes bleed, 'tis not even the horn, lol, it's details like pink clips, front
brake (on track wheels?!), but yeah.. it look shit funny, no doubt : )
I guess some people get to the point of having so much available that it doesn't matter anymore, reminds me of this:
(pic of a bike with very colorful parts)

at least it has a freewheel on (i think?) so can justify chain tension... or not