Football

Parker was one of the biggest disappointments I have seen. He played one good game - for Charlton when they beat us 4-2 one Boxing Day - and was unimpressive thereafter. His legs are too short for his body which gave him the look of a penguin, particularly when he played in the black and white of Newcastle.

The others give the appearance that they play, for all their shortcomings, with all the enthusiasm of the supporters. Parker never did this for me.

Scott Parker has been amazing for West Ham this season and possibly the reason we're not still in the bottom 3.