Segways on our ways

^^How lazy can you get

neu - you're talking about segways not wheelchairs i take it?

wheelchairs, at least segway users stand up
I'm assuming that this is a piss take but I'm going to bite anyway.

You are a fucking cretin. Please go and place yourself in front of a fast moving heavy metal object, I suggest a tank. In the very unlikely event that you don't end up less than living, I hope that the health service deny your sorry ass a wheelchair.