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@Object
Let me tell you a little story:
In olden times, 31t®um was ruthlessly bullied into selling the John Major by the fascist regime known as LFGSS.
Reeling in the confusion of being given a "wedding present" which upset the "n=n" laws by which he lives, poor Murtle sold the frame that should always remain his
bikebirthright.John Major was cast aside and fell into the evil clutches of Dr.Object, a ruthless collector of bikes who could not provide Major with the attention that he needed to flourish. As time went on Major was forced into the dusty dungeon of GROBAG TOWERS,and forced to wear anodised pink components.
Now Murtle, the hero of our story, has the chance to win back the love of John Major by ridding himself of the geekhouse shackles.
This story needs an accomplice to make this happen.
Good Sir Knight, are you ready to step into this battle between good and evil by PMing Murtle with an offer of cashmonies?
All serious offers considered. PM Murtle if you can help him break free from the torturous ownership of this beast:
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You have the chance to make this a happy ending. Do not let this struggle have been in vain.