Cycling on ice... a guide

ha,

• For a bit more traction let a bit of air out.
  
• Leave plenty of space between you and the person in front
  
• Carry a big lock just in case its too bad to ride.
  
• Fresh pair of rear light batteries.
  
• Fresh pair of pants.
  
• Call a cab
  
• To keep warm piss yourself.
  
• Ride with one hand in your pocket, switching at every other light.
  
  

[fuck it, got bored with the bike radar response]