Epic fail

Wow, that radio thing was EPIC. I'm grinning like... well...

YouTube- Amy Gets Dumped By Danny Dumps

YouTube- Danny Dumps: Ben

If this isn't a repost, I'll be darned. This was, and still is, an Epic Fail, with extra Epic on the side.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/vancouver_2010/8401675.stm

Fail.

insert "Breaking the Law" Judas Priest video

Cant do Youtube at work :-(

insert "Breaking the Law" Judas Priest video

Cant do Youtube at work :-(

^ Fail :)

just tumble dried a new xmas present hoody only to find it's now designed for a really short fat person.

i like it so may buy another myself. hadn't even worn the fucking thing yet!

why you washed in the first place??

just a thing to do with new clothes? was also washing new underwear. and a hat. the hat and underwear are fine.

:(

i put it in because i tumble dry everything else (jeans, hoodies...) and have only ever had one other thing change shape and that was a tshirt. i put it on the delicate setting!

Life really is too short to wash new clothes

washing new clothes?!? Surely you want to prolong the time before first wash of a hoody/sweater so you can max out the soft fluffy stage.

Fuck me sideways.

Do you iron your undies too????

Fuck me sideways.

Do you iron your undies too????

no, no i don't iron anything.

insert "Breaking the Law" Judas Priest video

Cant do Youtube at work :-(

Google video search for the video you want, right click, click "copy link location", paste link, job done ^_^

999 cat emergency

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8433783.stm

just tumble dried a new xmas present hoody only to find it's now designed for a really short fat person.

Show solidarity and give it to Pistanator

I had to install XenApp client on a Mac this morning - cue password fail!

*Jason,

Ok, here it is but don't ask why

butthole

Yeah that's what my account is created under.

Z

From: Jason Murphy
Sent: 04 January 2010 11:15
To: Z ****
Subject: RE: Mac Laptop

Z

I need your password for the Citrix installer

Also, is your name ‘**’ correct?

Cheers

Jason

From: Z ****
Sent: 04 January 2010 10:59
To: Jason Murphy
Subject: RE: Mac Laptop

No worries!

On my way down.

From: Jason Murphy
Sent: 04 January 2010 10:58
To: Z ****
Subject: RE: Mac Laptop

Just depends, maybe a day, maybe two – difficult to say without trying basic troubleshooting.

Maybe just an hour!!

From: Z ****
Sent: 04 January 2010 10:57
To: Jason Murphy
Subject: RE: Mac Laptop

As long as really, how long do you think you will need it?

Zoe

From: Jason Murphy
Sent: 04 January 2010 10:49
To: Z ****
Subject: RE: Mac Laptop

Yes – how long can you leave it with us?

Jason

From: Z ****
Sent: 04 January 2010 10:39
To: Jason Murphy
Subject: Mac Laptop

Hi Jason,

I've brought my mac laptop in with me today, would it be ok for me to bring it down?

Thanks,

Z

Z ****
Production Technical Assistant *

Saturday, picking brother in law up to go to watch rugby. I'm parked on the grass verge near his house.

We get in the car and I feel something wet on my arse cheek.

I jump up and there is half a squashed dog turd on the drivers seat and the other half on the seat of my jeans. I look up, there's no dog in the tree. I look down, and there's the offending article. I've trodden in it, flicked it up with my left foot as I swung my leg in, it's landed on the seat and down I go.

I must have done something bad.

Still, Northampton beat London Irish and go 1 point from the top of the prem. I'll take that as a result.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnXng_3w8c

^^ I like how the cameraman and the crowd are completely unphased by the flip

We get in the car and I feel something wet on my arse cheek.

I jump up and there is half a squashed dog turd on the drivers seat and the other half on the seat of my jeans. I look up, there's no dog in the tree. I look down, and there's the offending article. I've trodden in it, flicked it up with my left foot as I swung my leg in, it's landed on the seat and down I go.

hahaha

i like the way cheer like "YOOOU TWAT"

YouTube- Everythings_OK_the_cops_are_here.wmv

Probably repost but I couldn't stop laughing...

EDIT: (As above)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8446545.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8446545.stm

that's a win thread candidate surely? Made my day