Epic fail

^^ I like how the cameraman and the crowd are completely unphased by the flip

We get in the car and I feel something wet on my arse cheek.

I jump up and there is half a squashed dog turd on the drivers seat and the other half on the seat of my jeans. I look up, there's no dog in the tree. I look down, and there's the offending article. I've trodden in it, flicked it up with my left foot as I swung my leg in, it's landed on the seat and down I go.

hahaha