The Twelve days of Christmas

i thought i was your true love murtle ?

On the 11th day of christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve months of drizzle
Eleven Nodders nodding
Ten-in-ches of ro-ode-ad-rash
Nine Jameses prancing,
Eight fixed's a-skiding,
Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
Six policemen chasing,
Five gold lockrings,
Four courier bags,
Three Mercians,
Two lobster gloves,
And a puncture on the A3.

i thought i was your true love murtle ?

one of kipsy

On the 11th day of christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve months of drizzle
Eleven Nodders nodding
Ten (fixo)lords a-leapin (on the bandwagon),
Nine Jameses prancing,
Eight fixed's a-skiding,
Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
Six policemen chasing,
Five gold lockrings,
Four courier bags,
Three Mercians,
Two lobster gloves,
And a puncture on the A3.

On the 12th day of fixedmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve months of drizzle,
Eleven nodders nodding,
Ten hipsters crying,
Nine Jameses prancing,
Eight fixed's a-skiding,
Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
Six policemen chasing,
Five gold lockrings,
Four courier bags,
Three Mercians,
Two lobster gloves,
And a puncture on the A3.

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;
1 Bundle of cold hard cash.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;
1 Bundle of cold hard cash.
2 bags of skunk weed

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;
1 Bundle of cold hard cash.
2 bags of skunk weed
3 cans of stella

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer...............

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;
1 Bundle of cold hard cash.
2 bags of skunk weed
3 cans of stella
4 skanky prozzies

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;

5 (ozs) Golden Virginias
4 skanky prozzies
3 cans of stella
2 bags of skunk weed
and a bundle of cold hard cash

On the sixith day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me;
6 Grams of Coke
5 (ozs) Golden Virginias
4 skanky prozzies
3 cans of stella
2 bags of skunk weed
and a bundle of cold hard cash

bump,

email from the 'LCC Membership':

It’s the eighth day of Christmas and there’s still just enough time to buy a London Cycling Campaign Gift Membership for someone special …

it's not, its the eighteenth day of advent to Christmas - ggrrr!

12 days of christmas starts on the 25th

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