Buying from someone on the forum

I then went on to warn the rest of the forum not to trade with him and he sent me a pm saying he'd "find me an fuck me up" which never happened.

There's more than one use for a Kryptonite lock. Either lamp the fucker or lock his bike up with it. I prefer the second option as the first does rather put ones' liberty at risk.

So you still want an iPhone ??

I'll do you a sweet deal, just mail me the cash and I promise I'll post it straight to ya ;)

Ha, yeah id love to, how about i leave the cash in a brown bag at a location or your choice? or maybe tie it up in some swiss bonds?

just send me the phone when you get the chance, im not a busy person.

Beware of buying anything from people off this forum.

I agreed to buy a set of wheels last week and the seller wanted to deliver them to me last Saturday. I told him we would be out so he snuck round, burglarised me, raped my budgie and shit in my bed.

On the plus side he did leave the wheels.

Get down thereand have a word with him/her/it. Sweet Deal - my balls!

Beware of buying anything from people off this forum.

I agreed to buy a set of wheels last week and the seller wanted to deliver them to me last Saturday. I told him we would be out so he snuck round, burglarised me, raped my budgie and shit in my bed.

On the plus side he did leave the wheels.

That was Tynan.

That was Tynan.

I figured so. The shit smeared all over the wheels was a dead giveaway.

Bought a frame off Zieleman in summer. He emailed me last month asking how it was and if he could see pics of the build. Good dude!

I can vouch for Skully, aklthough I can't vouch for Skully, vouching for Dammit, vouching for Zielman

But Skully is a stand up guy

I can vouch for Skully, too. His frame is extremely well packaged.

Uh, isn't that the sort of guarantee that was needed?

You're all Hippy's aliases and Oliver Schick claims his 5 dorrah

Oh man, that joke is getting so old. Would I ever do an old joke? Nah. :)

So you still want an iPhone ??

I'll do you a sweet deal, just mail me the cash and I promise I'll post it straight to ya ;)

You have to give your address so that we know where you live.

Ha, yeah id love to, how about i leave the cash in a brown bag at a location or your choice? or maybe tie it up in some swiss bonds?

just send me the phone when you get the chance, im not a busy person.

Ha!
You had me at swiss bonds.

Bought a frame off Zieleman in summer. He emailed me last month asking how it was and if he could see pics of the build. Good dude!

Bought a frame off Zielman in November. Every day since I have had good luck. First day, I find Thomson stem on pavement outside house. Second day, my dream about Jeremy Irons come true. And so it go on. So I am lucky man now!!! If you do not buy frame from Zielman though maybe you have bad luck, like Mr K D Shinoda of Ogasawa Japan, who thought about buying frame from Zielman but didn't in the end. Next DAY, Mr Shinoda shat out his own lung. THREE DAYS later he DEAD. Listen people, this serious. BUY FRAME FROMN ZIELMAN or you will have real bad luck. Pass this message on to ten of your friends AT LEAST or luck will be worse!

Haha!

Oh I forgot to mention my bike got nicked from my balcony about a week after I finished it. So when he asked how it was, I had to tell him the bad news.

He cursed me so every time I go to ride my new bike the tyres are flat. Buy the frame but look after it like nothing else.

GOOD DAY,
Last two years before my father losted his live in a car accident, he invested some amount of money into
a track bicycle for some of his friends in the UNITED KINGDOM where i an schooling and made me
his next of kin to the investment. Right now the board of directors have contacted me concerning the
bicycle telling me it is mine as his friends have passed on in tragedy tandem accident and bicycle is NJS according to signed documents. The main reason i contacted you is for you
to help me out with the postage so that i can give it to them since I am only 23 years and without mother or
father, you are not just going to do this for free but the njs jaguar stem will be for you provided
that you corporate with me till the end. Please I will like you to reply to this email so that I will tell you all the
information so that this stem will be transferred to you, I will replace with cheap stem and keep the baby blue bicycle, god bless you.

GOOD DAY,
Last two years before my father losted his live in a car accident, he invested some amount of money into
a track bicycle for some of his friends in the UNITED KINGDOM where i an schooling and made me
his next of kin to the investment. Right now the board of directors have contacted me concerning the
bicycle telling me it is mine as his friends have passed on in tragedy tandem accident and bicycle is NJS according to signed documents. The main reason i contacted you is for you
to help me out with the postage so that i can give it to them since I am only 23 years and without mother or
father, you are not just going to do this for free but the njs jaguar stem will be for you provided
that you corporate with me till the end. Please I will like you to reply to this email so that I will tell you all the
information so that this stem will be transferred to you, I will replace with cheap stem and keep the baby blue bicycle, god bless you.

Kind Sir, perhaps you would be interested in my 15 million US dolla in oil funds? Left to me by my dear father Doctor Reginald Proctor, who dies in an international government covering up. I need to exchange 10 million dolla for njs jaguar stem to give me access to just 5 million dolla for my sick mother Doctor Regina Proctor. Thank you for your polite considerations. God blessing you.

GOOD DAY,
Last two years before my father losted his live in a car accident, he invested some amount of money into
a track bicycle for some of his friends in the UNITED KINGDOM where i an schooling and made me
his next of kin to the investment. Right now the board of directors have contacted me concerning the
bicycle telling me it is mine as his friends have passed on in tragedy tandem accident and bicycle is NJS according to signed documents. The main reason i contacted you is for you
to help me out with the postage so that i can give it to them since I am only 23 years and without mother or
father, you are not just going to do this for free but the njs jaguar stem will be for you provided
that you corporate with me till the end. Please I will like you to reply to this email so that I will tell you all the
information so that this stem will be transferred to you, I will replace with cheap stem and keep the baby blue bicycle, god bless you.

This ALMOST makes up for your radio 4 thread in misc and meaningless.

Bought a frame from Zielman a while ago and it arrived promptly, as described and well packed.

i had a problem on a bmx forum a few months ago, basically i bought an iphone from one of the lads on there, the guy 'assured' me he'd sent it, but refused to send me a scan of the post receipt, after 2 weeks he guy stopped returning my emails, then it turned into him telling me to do one.
So i complained to paypal about it and they act as the middle man and contact him, then the money if retrieved if the issue isnt settled, so your pretty much covered if you use paypal.

I then went on to warn the rest of the forum not to trade with him and he sent me a pm saying he'd "find me an fuck me up" which never happened.

I doubt he ever had an iphone.

Jeezus. Should we name and shame this bloke, just in case he tries it on with anyone else?
People have been banned for less.

1 vote for a 'do not do business with' thread.

i had a problem on** a bmx forum **a few months ago,yadda yadda yadda....

Jeezus. Should we name and shame this bloke, just in case he tries it on with anyone else?
People have been banned for less.

1 vote for a 'do not do business with' thread.

forum read fail :)

You mean there are other forums?
Shit.
Ahem.

You can't trust 'em though.

Almost, not quite.

This ALMOST makes up for your radio 4 thread in misc and meaningless.

johnnyringo

i wouldn't buy from anyone on this so called forum

cutpurses and guttersnipes every last jack of them

be warned sir, be warned!

It's Zieleman - he's from Holland.

A Dutcher. I should have known.

Goddamn it all to hell.