Help me steal a bike

I had an angle grinder in the boot for of my car for yonks because of those cretinous car clampers that Westminster Council brought in a few years ago. Whizzed about forty of the limpits off before they changed their small print and started billing me, but then the bills went to my office and got filed in the bin. God, I must owe them a fortune.

you sound really professional heh