You have to love this, you're from X

German

• being boring
  
• being uptight
  
• being needlessly aggressive
  
• the towel-on-deckhair thing (where the fuck did that come from?)
  
• Oktoberfest
  
• Wearing a monocle
  
• All barmaids look like a cross between Heidi (hair and outfit) and Jenna Jameson (chest/figure)