The Ultimate Brakeless/Front/Rear/How many brakes? thread

The other day i spoke to guy outside the Old Vic, I called out 'hey your back brake's fallen off' from what i thought was a coverted roadie with freewheel and no back brake. He then backpedalled his Coaster brake and I realised what a prick I am.

So yeah, like skoota says, judge not lest ye look like a complete cunt.

happen to my missus, (coaster-only), BFS* was cycling alongside her and exclaimed that she have no brake to stop (she was coasting) in a very rude and patronising manner.

Naturally being annoyed by his rude manner, she engaged her coaster brake and did a little skid, (you know those little half-arsed skid you do to show off on the Hipster Spice Route) to show him that there is a brake.

the poor sod was somewhat suprised to see a freewheel bicycle with no brake slowing down very quickly, he crashed on the back of a double decker.

is that anyone from here?

*Brakeless fixie skidder.