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• #27
oops.
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• #28
pffft... no edit button.
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• #29
I've got no predictions but a wish list the length of your arm.
Nick Griffin, possibly?
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• #30
Fidel Castro has not made any friends yet
Not even in Venezuela?
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• #31
Not even in Venezuela?
Chavez is just as potty.
"Now Ken, that deal for the oil. You can still have it - half price though. I don't really care that a large percentage of my people live in poverty and I have to keep switching the electricity on and off seemingly on a whim, but I've got all that oil you wanted for your buses. Do you remember?"
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• #32
But who was the pottier. Chavez or the numpty who ran over the Carracas to sign the deal with Chavez only for Chavez to be unavailable to meet him?
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• #33
Clearly the numpty. Chavez was never going to sign any deals. He's only slightly less crackers than the bloke in charge of Turkmenistan.
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• #35
^Mind you, he did write the Anfield Rap.
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• #36
True
"We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us"
Genius
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• #37
Fuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.
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• #38
Fuck me, Brittany Murphy
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• #39
Fuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.
Are you channeling for Pistanator?
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• #40
Are you channeling for Pistanator?
What's he done wrong? He handed me a load of flack and was offended for about 10 minutes but as this thread suggests, people are carking it every day and dwelling on things doesn't improve matters. I had been wondering where he'd got to.
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• #41
Are you channeling for Pistanator?
Reported...
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• #42
hehe like the avatar. Is he still banned then.
Got to say though thatFuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.
is very Pisanatoresque
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• #43
I can assure you all that I'm not him. Years ago I used to work for a certain Italian retailer based in Sloane Street and she came in to buy a dress for some red carpet shenanigans. Poor girl, her eyes were like pinheads and she was about as sharp as a spoon. Still, after some harmless flirting for half-an-hour she left about three grand poorer with a nice new dress, shoes and a suitcase.
Bless her.
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• #44
Reported...
Comedy gold
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• #45
Dibs on Brittney Murphy's still-warm corpse.
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• #46
Not absolutely certain that dibs will really be necessary
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• #47
Dibs on Brittney Murphy's still-warm corpse.
Isn't there a law against that?
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• #48
not as long as you send a PM
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• #49
Ah. Like contacting Pistanator?
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• #50
Isn't there a law against that?
what? incorrectly spelling film star's names?
Fuck yeah! Im looking forward to this weekend.