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  • Fuck yeah! Im looking forward to this weekend.

  • oops.

  • pffft... no edit button.

  • I've got no predictions but a wish list the length of your arm.

    Nick Griffin, possibly?

  • Fidel Castro has not made any friends yet

    Not even in Venezuela?

  • Not even in Venezuela?

    Chavez is just as potty.

    "Now Ken, that deal for the oil. You can still have it - half price though. I don't really care that a large percentage of my people live in poverty and I have to keep switching the electricity on and off seemingly on a whim, but I've got all that oil you wanted for your buses. Do you remember?"

  • But who was the pottier. Chavez or the numpty who ran over the Carracas to sign the deal with Chavez only for Chavez to be unavailable to meet him?

  • Clearly the numpty. Chavez was never going to sign any deals. He's only slightly less crackers than the bloke in charge of Turkmenistan.

  • ^Mind you, he did write the Anfield Rap.

  • True

    "We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us"

    Genius

  • Fuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.

  • Fuck me, Brittany Murphy
    Sicko

  • Fuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.

    Are you channeling for Pistanator?

  • Are you channeling for Pistanator?

    What's he done wrong? He handed me a load of flack and was offended for about 10 minutes but as this thread suggests, people are carking it every day and dwelling on things doesn't improve matters. I had been wondering where he'd got to.

  • Are you channeling for Pistanator?

    Reported...

  • hehe like the avatar. Is he still banned then.
    Got to say though that

    Fuck me, Brittany Murphy - surprised she lasted this long. Off her fucking tits when I met her.

    is very Pisanatoresque

  • I can assure you all that I'm not him. Years ago I used to work for a certain Italian retailer based in Sloane Street and she came in to buy a dress for some red carpet shenanigans. Poor girl, her eyes were like pinheads and she was about as sharp as a spoon. Still, after some harmless flirting for half-an-hour she left about three grand poorer with a nice new dress, shoes and a suitcase.

    Bless her.

  • Reported...

    Comedy gold

  • Dibs on Brittney Murphy's still-warm corpse.

  • Not absolutely certain that dibs will really be necessary

  • Dibs on Brittney Murphy's still-warm corpse.

    Isn't there a law against that?

  • not as long as you send a PM

  • Ah. Like contacting Pistanator?

  • Isn't there a law against that?

    what? incorrectly spelling film star's names?

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