(ii) You will not say anything bad about E************* cos there will be an angry mob that will burn/report you (assuming they're not typing complaints to Points of View®- funny how the majority of them never complain direct to the source of their irritation)
(iii) You will post all the great cycling related stories/times/pictures that you've had with E************ cos that is what he/she(?) loved/loves to do.
Disclaimer: if you post anything questionably negative about E************ it will disappear
Tactical Quote.