The bickering and feuding... it stops

ha!

You skunk!

Fucking duh. STM, init. I fucking give up.

um... yeah.

reduced mental capacity, innit?

That's a very sweeping statement. Do more research.

I haz kit kats.

yeah, don't brush it under the carpet, balki.

it would be a bit un-PC to say it was paki black now wouldn't it?

We had a cop come to our school to talk about "drugs" and he used that phrase.

It was the first and last time I ever heard it, until now.

I haz kit kats.

Your grooming techniques will not work here.

That's a very sweeping statement. Do more research.

Tonight is earmarked for rum and doobies, so I'll let you know how intelligent I feel tomorrow morning. I can tell you I'll feel a fucking genius at about 1:00am.

We had a cop come to our school to talk about "drugs" and he used that phrase.

It was the first and last time I ever heard it, until now.

you can sometimes still get it.*

*i have heard

pistanator has started or contributed to a lot of interesting and funny threads.

he shouldn't be banned

+1

Shut up, Guido.

Hah!

Your grooming techniques will not work here.

oh, go on then

you can sometimes still get it.*

*i have heard

Someone should tell that copper, although he's probably sitting in some conservatory somewhere, pissing in his pants and mistaking his grandchildren for his children.

Someone should tell that copper, although he's probably sitting in some conservatory somewhere, pissing in his pants and mistaking his grandchildren for his children.

That'll learn him for confiscating and smoking so much dope.

It's a miracle that threads like this can go to a pun off so quickly.

We all prefer rowing to bickering and feuding.

Was that one a bit too subtle for you Oliver?

it's totally awash with good 'uns

Maybe he couldn't fathom it.

No, I did ketch it.

Explain it to me then.
I'm still waiting for the answer.

it would be a bit un-PC to say it was paki black now wouldn't it?

Made a right hash of it

bam bow.

repost.

these puns are hi grade.

Off topic, but has any one seen Ed's coble recently?

In the alps at a cheap hostel that's colder than a nun's tits.

Why the fuck hasn't they got heating at the hostel?? Begger belief!

Since I've been reading this topic, I'm somwhat curious to see what was the Guido reference garham posted before it disapppear (has it? No fun searching on a mobile phone using a neighbouring's wifi)..

^How do they lock the Hostel doors Ed? Would you feel safe leaving your stuff in there all day? Have you locked your backpack through both straps?

Oh will, you sound so posh when you act you've never been in a hostel before!

Will invented hostels.

YMCA.

Is there a Sheldon locking technique for Skis?

D-lock through the ski locker.