Guido's

Not only did the sound of kids "deaconing" ring throughout the classrooms of the 1980s in a wonderfully accurate appropriation of Joey's method of communication, but I even saw kids tucking their arms up under their sleeves, so that just the elbow was visible like a stump, and gleefully waving the supposedly stricken appendage along with the aforementioned facial expression and noise, best obtained by sticking the tongue behind the lower lip.

yeah, we had the claw hands/stiffened muscles accompanying ours for when someone said something particularly stupid.. bizarre to think about it now. jeez. i wonder what kids do now to be as contemptuous.. probably shoot each other n stuff