Just use it and get it really dirty before your other half sees it. Mrs.w has no idea.
Some bikes have big tyres and are muddy, some don't.
I have 2 bikes, both black. One is always muddy and the other isn't. She'd notice a blue one. As luck would have it, she can't open the garage door as she's so small. Your plan might just work. If she ever mentions going in there, I'll just blind her and job done.
I have 2 bikes, both black. One is always muddy and the other isn't. She'd notice a blue one. As luck would have it, she can't open the garage door as she's so small. Your plan might just work. If she ever mentions going in there, I'll just blind her and job done.