Guido's

To be fair, I've seen a lot worse female bodybuilders than that ^^^ woman... WTF is that guy on tho'? Do 'roids cut off self-awareness brain function? Jeez...

"There has to be some kind of mental illness going on, surely?", said Mrs BMMF.

A very wise woman*...

*Apart from when she hooked up with you, natch...

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Thing?

Yeah, but they ^ only black up for competitions to look 'cut' and 'defined' and shit, the other douches are far worse

They're not competing and they're taking it step too far. No excuse.

A very wise woman*...

*Apart from when she hooked up with you, natch...

She'd split an E with her mum.

She'd split an E with her mum.

I'm not sure what this means... That's OK tho', I was being unnecessarily rude... [/promised Corny I'd stop being a cunt on the forum mode]

You weren't being rude. You were being honest. That's always my excuse.

You've never been skint enough to twos up on medication? Meanwhile, that very night, I reached my drug cocktail apogee. And it was good.

This one's a great resource:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
...........insert pic of male and female bodybuilders above........

celebrity lookalikes

sorry if i missed something.

This one made me laugh, though

You've never been skint enough to twos up on medication?

I remember the night we scored those white micro-dots like it was yesterday...
"See that bloke? He dropped one about an hour ago." Chortled the dealer...
10 minutes later 'that bloke' had run out of the George Canning screaming, batting at invisible, swooping pterodactyls... He stopped at the crossroads of Effra Road and Brixton Water Lane, screamed for a bit, then took off up Tulse Hill like a fucking rocket... I have never seen that man again... By the way, he was bollock naked... We kept ours in the fridge (we bought two, to split between three of us) and took them about two weeks later...
I don't do those kinda drugs anymore...

"That bloke". Yeah... My friend had similar experience.

^ Great movie...

I don't do those kinda drugs anymore...

Me neither. But it can be fun if you follow some sensible guidelines. Personally, to get the best out of E, I would recommend mixing it with LSD, heroin, crack, tequila, leb gold, and a token dab of speed. From experience, it will lead to you getting picked up by your future wife and mother of your child.

bunk bed in the background????

Is it just me or is there one guy thats featuring in a lot of these pics? They all look the same to me

Fuck 'em all. I reckon I'd stand a good chance of kicking the living shit out of one and take my chances with the rest. Simpering cunts. I'd be the best second place they'd ever see. Besides, I'm an ugly fucker - they'd all be too concerned about smudging their guy-liner.** Pricks, the fucking lot of them!**

Especially the fucking lot of them

I'm stopping reading this thread now. Brrrr ...

yeah some of the sentiments are not cool fellas.

i keep thinking of the bond company stooge in the Life Acquatic "but i'm a person too"

lets get back on track..

when's the Guido ride gonna be?

An hour ago