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now my fav joke from Germany. i'm trying to give a proper translation:
There's a farmer who owns a laying battery packed with hardworking hens.
To sweeten their prosy lifes he decides one day:
"I gotta buy a breeding cock. One hell of a guy, that shows them the good life!"
So the farmer walks to an auction and acquires a real showpiece.
The next night the cock attends to ALL of the hens.
This guy was even better than the farmer could have imagined...
The night after the cock fucked all pigs. One day later the cattle came to his attention.
When one week had passed that peacocky cock had fucked every animal on the farm twice at least.
The farmer was pleased. That cock was really doing a great job!
But the next morning when the farmer left his house he saw the cock lying in the middle of his dusty farmyard...with vultures already circling in the sky.
The farmer hurried to the cock, tears ran over his face and when he kneeled down next to the cock he sobbed: "Pls don't die. You are the pick of the bunch...you just cannot die!!"
The cock, without turning his head towards the farmer, whispered angrily:
"If you screw up romping these vultures...I'll fuck your wife!!"