• Fuckin' A. You used to enjoy films much, much more when you just knew that your Betamax might munch up at any second your taped copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark or Barbarella from which you'd carefully edited out the adverts.
    And pirating music used to involve crouching over the top forty on the radio with your sticky little paw trembling over the 'Play/Record' buttons, waiting for that cunt Tony Blackburn to stop chuntering on and finally get to playing Golden Brown by The Stranglers.
    Simpler, less throw away times, when wank fodder was Anneka Rice's arse wobbling about on Treasure Hunt and men didn't 'have a tidy up downstairs', for fuck's sake...

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