A paving slap and some astroturf go out on the town for some drinks.
Paving slab keeps going on about how hard he is and how he's won thousands of pub brawls over the years.
They end up in a club and are both pretty fired up and looking for a fight.
Some green tarmac barges past the paving slab and just turns around and tells them to fuck off.
Paving slab keeps quiet.
Astroturf asks why he didn't do anything.
"I'm not messing with him mate, he's a fucking cyclepath!"
A paving slap and some astroturf go out on the town for some drinks.
Paving slab keeps going on about how hard he is and how he's won thousands of pub brawls over the years.
They end up in a club and are both pretty fired up and looking for a fight.
Some green tarmac barges past the paving slab and just turns around and tells them to fuck off.
Paving slab keeps quiet.
Astroturf asks why he didn't do anything.
"I'm not messing with him mate, he's a fucking cyclepath!"