Pat is out of work, so he approaches his pal Mick and asks him about getting work at the building site where he's a labourer.
"Ah, begorrah", says Mick. "Tis easy. The foreman will just ask you a simple question like, 'Do you know the difference between a joist and a girder?' and if you can answer that, you'll get taken on."
"Oh, I can answer that, to be sure", says Pat. And off he trots to see the foreman.
"Can I have a job, sir?", asks Pat.
"Can you tell me the difference between a joist and a girder?", asks the foreman.
"I can that", answers Pat. "Girder wrote Faust and Joist wrote Ulysses."
Pat is out of work, so he approaches his pal Mick and asks him about getting work at the building site where he's a labourer.
"Ah, begorrah", says Mick. "Tis easy. The foreman will just ask you a simple question like, 'Do you know the difference between a joist and a girder?' and if you can answer that, you'll get taken on."
"Oh, I can answer that, to be sure", says Pat. And off he trots to see the foreman.
"Can I have a job, sir?", asks Pat.
"Can you tell me the difference between a joist and a girder?", asks the foreman.
"I can that", answers Pat. "Girder wrote Faust and Joist wrote Ulysses."