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  • There is literally nothing more satisfying in this world than having a proper man toaster. Everything else in the kitchen has gone the way of plasticky gimmicky poncy disposableness. A proper four slice, beigel destroying toaster in FUCKING GUNMETAL AND CHROME that's so heavy it'll put your back out if you move it wrong - that's more than just a breakfast item, that's a statement of manhood so intense it renders all women within a 200 meter radius instantly pregnant.

    BE A MaN. OwN A TOaSTER.

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