• I've done like 50 miles per hour and shit on Oxford St and never been done by the fuzzpigs. Even quicker when there wasn't a bare headwind. And I didn't need some stupid speedo toy thing, cos everyone trying to cross the road and shit was shouting, 'props, guy, that's like 50 miles per hour for real" and then I did a wicked 10001 metres skid right into the door of like Zavvi before they like closed and shit.

    Uphill, too. Oxford Street is seriously uphill.

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