You're doing it all wrong, Fest... Shoot them if they try to get away...
All road users are selfish cunts, atm my most hated are fellow cyclists (at least you know where you stand with buses/taxis/cars/lorries/motorbikes/yachts)... Clueless plums, the fucking lot* of them...
95% of them anyway...
Like I mentioned the other night, the best way to deal with nodders is NOT TO. Filter down the inside. No life loving nodder will dream of being there. You pedal with less effort as they grunt and push, sweating that granny gear yet cant shake you off at successive lights.
What is getting my goat recently are the motorbike/mopeds having an identity crisis. YOU ARE NOT BICYCLES! STOP BLOCKING ROUTES THAT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING THROUGH, PLEBS.
Like I mentioned the other night, the best way to deal with nodders is NOT TO. Filter down the inside. No life loving nodder will dream of being there. You pedal with less effort as they grunt and push, sweating that granny gear yet cant shake you off at successive lights.
What is getting my goat recently are the motorbike/mopeds having an identity crisis. YOU ARE NOT BICYCLES! STOP BLOCKING ROUTES THAT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING THROUGH, PLEBS.