Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids - Brooklyn, NY

Within an eruv, you can carry outside your home in the same way as you can in your own house and garden. All other shabbat restrictions are unaffected.

          ![](http://www.nwlondoneruv.org/images/tick.gif)**You may: **

Carry house keys, food or drink for use on shabbat, tallit, books (e.g. chumash or siddur), required medication, clothes, (e.g. coat, gloves or handkerchief), reading glasses, push a baby buggy, pram or wheelchair.

          ![](http://www.nwlondoneruv.org/images/cross.gif)**You may not:                **

Carry a mobile phone or other items which are muktseh (forbidden to be moved on shabbat), carry anything which is to be used only after shabbat. Carry or open an umbrella. Engage in weekday activities which are not in the spirit of shabbat such as riding a bike, or going shopping (even on credit or where payment is not involved).

If you are unsure whether a particular activity is permitted, please consult your rabbi.

My favourite circumnavigation of religious canon is sex outside of marriage in Islam - obviously prostitution is going to be a bit of 'no-no' - so . . . . you arrive at the 'brothel' (I don't know the term, but guess 'brothel' is frowned upon) you pick your bride, you are married on the spot and granted a marriage certificate, you then do the 'act'* and on the way out . . . . get your divorce.

Intellectual dishonesty as art, super genius, religion oh sweet mistress you never let me down.

• actual sex fucking using your 'crackers'.