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  • Matress Tummy is more accurate.

    Dooks that is FUCKING FASCINATING! Tell me more.

    Alans get a a lot of stick. It's not a cool name. It's a funny name. Partridge didn't help obviously but before that there was Field Marshall Hague's pet tortoise Alan in Blackadder and Alan Shearer...

    Alan Bennet's cool though. Alans Alder and Arkin also.

    Tyranosaurus Alan from that Volvic ad didn't help the Alan cause any.

    I've also got it on good authority that Alanis Morrisette used to be a man called Alan Morris.

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