In praise of Wagamamma

I don't want to criticise wagamamma but I was once 'sex attacked' by the staff in wagamamma, they dragged me into the kitchens and did me 'round the back of the Aga, I'd only gone in for noodles and found myself the subject of a 7 man bum attack.

That was not seven men, that was just me and my octopus man stick.