Need Messaging advice

Need messaging advice

how much do you get charged per message?

do you have go with O2 to get an iphone, will my friends reject me if I message without one?

do you enjoy regular messaging from others, or do you prefer to message yourself?

im thinking of starting a messaging/sauna service and not sure sure of the above.

K thnx bai.

Haven't you flounced yet? Please hurry up.

Sunday at the latest, I promise :)

I can't help you with most of your questions but I do know messaging requires a particularly sensitive touch and whereas many people like to use message oils I find it clogs up the cracks, especially in between the keys, subsequently reducing the overall enjoyment of messaging

Htfu

What you want is pigeons. Simply write down your missive on a scrap of paper, roll it up and pop it in a little cannister attached to the pigeon's leg. Once prepared, roast the pigeon for about 45 minutes and enjoy with a selection of seasonable veg and maybe a gravy. Pop the carcass through the intended recipients letter box with cannister still attached. All done.

Don't bother with an iphone, they taste a bit crap.

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FLippin hell Kyle you're alive, I thought you'd kicked your dog then ran off to join a travelling circus in Russia to train dancing bears?

text me

happy ending