Epic fail

Just read the daily mail and-

'He started getting very jittery and aggressive and started threatening to prove his SAS skills. At this point I grabbed him and asked him to leave. 'He was very scared and looked like he was about to cry, saying, "Sorry, sorry, I won't do it again" and whimpering. He left with his tail between his legs.'

made me feel physically sick.

How did you end up reading the daily mail?