Pedestrian vs. cyclist

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8

    The would give one curly cock.

    I'm trying to turn it into a pig's cock.

    It's the twenty minute long orgasms I strive for...

  • so today i had the chance to knock some pedestrians off once again. green light, peds crossing, cyclist coming, they ignore it, i chose a target and you know where this is going.

    but according to other forum members, as i'm the wrongful mentally ill american tool, i decided to play their game. instead of trying to slalom around them, i slowed down to as much as humanly possible, slower than a circus monkey with a pulled muscle and no tires, and rode into the gap among them. i was so slow that they had obviously to stop and wait -- what in my opinion they should've done in first place.

    results: lots of funny confused faces, no swearing/insults exchanged, no honking, and most importantly, no risk to anyone. if some stupid ipod watcher had decided to walk without looking, they'd have a large piece of metal to bump on, so i am happy.

    appropriate? 99.9% not. pleasant? 110%.

  • You could have stopped!

  • i know :)
    i just wanted some silly revenge and to piss them off a little.

  • so today i had the chance to knock some pedestrians off once again. green light, peds crossing, cyclist coming, they ignore it, i chose a target and you know where this is going.

    but according to other forum members, as i'm the wrongful mentally ill american tool, i decided to play their game. instead of trying to slalom around them, i slowed down to as much as humanly possible, slower than a circus monkey with a pulled muscle and no tires, and rode into the gap among them. i was so slow that they had obviously to stop and wait -- what in my opinion they should've done in first place.

    results: lots of funny confused faces, no swearing/insults exchanged, no honking, and most importantly, no risk to anyone. if some stupid ipod watcher had decided to walk without looking, they'd have a large piece of metal to bump on, so i am happy.

    appropriate? 99.9% not. pleasant? 110%.

    I am the mentally ill american tool on this forum so I'm afraid that you'll have to go reinvent your forum persona. That one is taken.

    Peds don't include bicycles in their mental concept of "traffic." Loud shouts of "head's up people" works really well for parting the iPod sea.

  • back in my day there were always clusters of peds walking around in the road at Farringdon st and that Blackfriars, we used to paint our faces with woad, swing a morning star around and scream a blood-curdling cry of war to strike terror into the hearts of the cowardly and evil.

    Most of them moved..

  • I am the mentally ill american tool on this forum so I'm afraid that you'll have to go reinvent your forum persona. That one is taken.

    sorry man, apparently some chilled out people here like to suggest that mentally ills are americans. i'm not sure why i should be offended though, but i guess we'll have to share the title. oohhh and i'm so offended..

    Peds don't include bicycles in their mental concept of "traffic." Loud shouts of "head's up people" works really well for parting the iPod sea.

    yeah, i came to that conclusion as well.. but i'm not the shouting type, so i better get those air horns or just play with them ;)

  • sorry man, apparently some chilled out people here like to suggest that mentally ills are americans. i'm not sure why i should be offended though, but i guess we'll have to share the title. oohhh and i'm so offended..

    Share? This is not Sesame Street nor is it the Electric Company.

    Come hang out at any of our fine forum weekly beer festivals and meet the fellow mentalists. Otherwise you are missing the point of the forum. We will break you and make you chilled out.

  • i fell asleep on the couch at 12:30 last night after wests....
    I fucking missed the match I had left early to watch.
    Woke up on the sofa at like 4, and put myself to bed.
    working from home win!

  • millhouse, is this on the right thread or are you drunk posting randomly?

  • random....
    I might have had a point I was trying to make.....

    hold on.....

    Aw yep.
    Was chatting to Arrrgghhosejhshhehwearahrhhafghhhh last night about americaland, and explained the reason I wasn't getting drunk/ staying late was cos of the football.
    then joemontana posted and it rekindled my memory of american football. and I was going to ask for his shirt.
    Then I failed to post any of this and posted a rambling story which might have been better left in the wests thread.

  • random....
    I might have had a point I was trying to make.....

    hold on.....

    Aw yep.
    Was chatting to Arrrgghhosejhshhehwearahrhhafghhhh last night about americaland, and explained the reason I wasn't getting drunk/ staying late was cos of the football.
    then joemontana posted and it rekindled my memory of american football. and I was going to ask for his shirt.
    Then I failed to post any of this and posted a rambling story which might have been better left in the wests thread.

    Repped.

  • Share? This is not Sesame Street nor is it the Electric Company.

    c'mon, where's your communist side? life is for sharing, t-mobile would say :P

    wanna share some ped targets? O.o

  • borough high st turning right towards tooley st. right arrow turned green so i went. i was with two other cyclists. it was amber at the ped xing. was going to go for it but couldnt cos peds started to fill up the xing. inconsiderate fcks.

    anyway. green man for peds. cyclist one makes a run for it when he found a gap. cyclist two tried to go through when ped arsehole cried out "green man" then pushes cyclist two. the little lady cyclist gets off and rams her bike onto pushing ped arsehole. last thing i witnessed was a shoving match on the station side of the xing. few people were helping out incl a couple of cyclists at the lights waiting to turn right onto london br.

    it actually annoys me when cyclists go through a crowded xing like that one, but fck, there is no need get all physical!

  • it's still better than a car-dominated city, like Lima in Peru.

    Hehehe, I lived there most of my life and it would take a very large sum of money before I even considered commuting by bike.

  • ^^ I have the "this is Paris" edition of that book. Fantasic 60's style illustrations, great book.

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