Top speed

I do over 100mph past a primary school every day.

But then again, I am a sound wave.

I once did 114mph on the Leipzig velodrome, but I was drunk and on a mountain bike and also I was lying when I posted about it.

A genuine SOL there. Snigger out loud.

This forum is very fast becoming ruined. very sad to see

How does this thread lead you to that conclusion?

I could show you threads that might lead you there... But this one..?

A genuine SOL there. Snigger out loud.

Actually the bit about the velodrome on a mountain bike was true - I got to ride around most of the big (indoor) velodromes in Europe on my mountain bike back in 2002 - and had the whole track to myself and was often dunk.

Good fun.

I do over 100mph past a primary school every day.

But then again, I am a sound wave.

To slow to be a sound wave - you would need to be going 6 or 7 times that speed.

[/pointless pedantry]

We've had a fair bit of lying about speed already ...

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread17248.html

ha! that thread is full of such utter bullcrap

To slow to be a sound wave - you would need to be going 6 or 7 times that speed.

[/pointless pedantry]

Pedantry is never pointless...

To slow to be a sound wave - you would need to be going 6 or 7 times that speed.

[/pointless pedantry]

I do over 100mph past a primary school every day.

But then again, I am a sound wave.

Technically he wasn't too slow then

/pendantic about your pedantry

technically he wasn't too slow then

/**pendantic **about your pedantry

lol

Ah crap!

That pendant/pedant thing keeps happening.

That pendant/pedant thing keeps happening.

As it undoubtedly will until our mission is accomplished, Oliver...

What will you guys do when there are no more "pendantics" and people use the correct punctuation marks and get the "your/you're" thing right every time?

What will you guys do when there are no more "pendantics" and people use the correct punctuation marks and get the "your/you're" thing right every time?

Get lives?

Move out of Mummy's place in Wisbech? (Or wherever you may then think that I live..)

Pedantry is never pointless...

There was a 'to' masquerading as a 'too' . . . . . a missed opportunity for pedantry.

There was a 'to' masquerading as a 'too'

Hardly.

Stick to the induced suicide thing, eh?