The Vegan Thread

We ascertained in another thread that vegans can't eat Cliveo's buttock, for ethical reasons that escape me.

It had me to thinking, though, about other foods that were vegan friendly. For example, can vegans eat bacterial mats or biofilms? What about placenta(s/e) (either their own, or that of friends). Their own nails? Or, as I sit here excavating my right nostril - bogies?

Important questions.

The world must know the truth.

The one which always worried me was semen. Imagine going out with a vegan girl who was willing to use that as an excuse not to swallow? You'd be outgunned on every level.