The Vegan Thread

I spent 10% of my life as a vegan. I cannot justify any other diet, given my other ethical views. I consider myself to be Britain's leading intellectual, a role model, a trend setter, a moulder of the zeigeist, a bringer together of all creeds and faiths, a first class swing bowler, a groundbreaking figure in the decorative arts, a leader of men, a man who lights up a room just by leaving it, a sexual Olympian, a Priapus, an Oliver Reed, a tune smith nonpareil, a Mozart de nos jours if you will, a Lloyd Webber, a Gately, a defender of truth and safeguarder of liberty, a top notch stand up comedian, a poet, a scholar and a gentleman.
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