It's Christmas, you're going to buy fragrance for someone

I wore it a lot in the 90s but now can't stand it. These days I often catch a whiff of it on passing chavs and likely laaaads dressed like the friggin Enemy.

I don't associate it with people like that at all, which is good.

It reminds me of my big sister's cool ex boyfriend who used to wear it.

I can't be bothered wearing fragrances when women are involved, I just like the ones I think smell awesome or remind me of certain things.