Spotted...

Some dudette massive twat on a pink geared bike literally squeezing between me and the kerb to get away on green, taking undertaking to new extremes. Nice bike though.

Some dude massive twat on a red Fix-O-Bike bombing through the red lights opposite Liverpool St station last night, right across my face and weaving through the peds. Guy, if you'd touched me you'd be unwrapping that thing from around your neck.

Let's not discriminate.