Spotted...

Snoops, I think, turning on to Stoke Newington Church St and making a right hash of the roundabout; it's not Downham mate, you can't just go anywhere you like.

Perhaps he was just looking for a roundabout way of navigating a roundabout?

Snoops, I think, turning on to Stoke Newington Church St and making a right hash of the roundabout; it's not Downham mate, you can't just go anywhere you like.

roundabout users give way to the right!

Too many yummy mummies round these parts!

roundabout users give way to the right!

Too many yummy mummies round these parts!

I have a witness; we were in the Rose&Crown, sitting in the window. I'm sorry but I have already written to my MP about what we saw; it's out of my hands now.

Oh I see. Like that is it? This place really is in decline, used to love Stokey, back when there was a Woolworths.

I'd help you if I could Snoops but it's more than my jobs worth. I'll do what I can to keep your name out of the Daily Mail but I can't promise anything.

That roundabout at the Rose and Crown is a nightmare since the roadworks started. Lots of cars jerking forward and stopping in the middle of the road.

On a related and vague spot, a few months ago me and some mates were coming out of the Rose and Crown and saw this horribly built pug conversion chained to the railings. It was literally one of the ugliest bikes I've ever seen - huge wide handlebars, clearances you could hide an australian in, these fucked up wheels with huge knobbly mountain bike tyres on it. Anyway, we were pretty hammered, and we're catty fuckers, so as we're walking past it we were trying to come up with the most vile simile we could to describe it. My mate had just described it as being something akin to being kicked in the balls by a six year old child, in a swimming pool filled with sick, and just behind us we heard the owner of the bike saying 'hey what's all that about' as he unlocked the thing. He sounded very hurt. If that's someone on here, sorry about that. We giggled all the way home.

On a related spot, this morning coming across Southwark Bridge, some class war looking clunge (facemask, dreadlocks, recycled tarpaulin flapbag, mudguards so huge they could be used as wings, etc.) on a hybrid getting all pissy because I'd overtaken him. Mate, if you pull away from the lights in the lowest gear possible, spinning like a washing machine but only going three miles an hour, you're going to get overtaken. If you consider this to be some kind of threat to your masculinity, fine, but causing an accident isn't going to make you feel any better about your deficient manbeans. Fuckwit.

That roundabout at the Rose and Crown is a nightmare since the roadworks started. Lots of cars jerking forward and stopping in the middle of the road.

On a related and vague spot, a few months ago me and some mates were coming out of the Rose and Crown and saw this horribly built pug conversion chained to the railings. It was literally one of the ugliest bikes I've ever seen - huge wide handlebars, clearances you could hide an australian in, these fucked up wheels with huge knobbly mountain bike tyres on it. Anyway, we were pretty hammered, and we're catty fuckers, so as we're walking past it we were trying to come up with the most vile simile we could to describe it. My mate had just described it as being something akin to being kicked in the balls by a six year old child, in a swimming pool filled with sick, and just behind us we heard the owner of the bike saying 'hey what's all that about' as he unlocked the thing. He sounded very hurt. If that's someone on here, sorry about that. We giggled all the way home.

On a related spot, this morning coming across Southwark Bridge, some class war looking clunge (facemask, dreadlocks, recycled tarpaulin flapbag, mudguards so huge they could be used as wings, etc.) on a hybrid getting all pissy because I'd overtaken him. Mate, if you pull away from the lights in the lowest gear possible, spinning like a washing machine but only going three miles an hour, you're going to get overtaken. If you consider this to be some kind of threat to your masculinity, fine, but causing an accident isn't going to make you feel any better about your deficient manbeans. Fuckwit.

beautiful

Got a lovely shout from Emilia this morning at Blackfriars - hello! (Sorry I was a bit slow, thought you might have yelled 'shit' or 'dick' to begin with - the things I mishear probably say a lot about me...)

That roundabout at the Rose and Crown is a nightmare since the roadworks started. Lots of cars jerking forward and stopping in the middle of the road.

It was literally one of the ugliest bikes I've ever seen - huge wide handlebars, clearances you could hide an australian in, these fucked up wheels with huge knobbly mountain bike tyres on it.

On a related spot, this morning coming across Southwark Bridge, some class war looking clunge (facemask, dreadlocks, recycled tarpaulin flapbag, mudguards so huge they could be used as wings, etc.)

I find that three fairly bleak references. ;)

teenslain on the lovely Mercian on Brixton Road this morning. Didn't realise it was you for ages, the geography teacher outfit threw me... :p

I find that three fairly bleak references. ;)

I hang out with the goth cr00, it's rubbed off. :D

Some dude on a black IRO Fix-U-Mat bike, with green EVERYTHING ELSE. Even spokes. Old St, heading West.

Some dudette on a pink geared bike literally squeezing between me and the kerb to get away on green, taking undertaking to new extremes. Nice bike though.

Some dude massive twat on a red Fix-O-Bike bombing through the red lights opposite Liverpool St station last night, right across my face and weaving through the peds. Guy, if you'd touched me you'd be unwrapping that thing from around your neck.

Also, that guy, works in or near Wyvern Bindery, black and white Viking, coming over A Bridge this morning in That Lunnun.

Some chap on a black bike with a red front aerospoke by Clapham North tube this morning, heading in to town. Seen him before on that road.

Hi if you're on here!

someone on a charge plug heading into LCC carpark as i was heading out on my merry way, approx 10:00. nod, smile, mutual bikey recognition.

Some dudette massive twat on a pink geared bike literally squeezing between me and the kerb to get away on green, taking undertaking to new extremes. Nice bike though.

Some dude massive twat on a red Fix-O-Bike bombing through the red lights opposite Liverpool St station last night, right across my face and weaving through the peds. Guy, if you'd touched me you'd be unwrapping that thing from around your neck.

Let's not discriminate.

Snoops, I think, turning on to Stoke Newington Church St and making a right hash of the roundabout; it's not Downham mate, you can't just go anywhere you like.

High on the fumes of an epic Jenga conquest no doubt.

teenslain on the lovely Mercian on Brixton Road this morning. Didn't realise it was you for ages, the geography teacher outfit threw me... :p

Whaaaaat?!? I was wearing my normal stuff today (plus wooly hat), I was rocking the geography teacher look yesterday with my tweed flat cap (cheers, Jacqui!)... Didn't see you, was too busy arguing with some tosspot Leeds Utd fan on a Brompton who kept undertaking me... Did bump into Damo farther down the road tho'... And Miss Socks last night, I was indulging in a nefarious BGR tipple with horatio and snoops at the time...

i wouldn't say geogrpahy teacher. it was more CDT.

All I could find... Don't think I can pull this particular look off... Anymore... CDT?

ahh bumped into someone in edwardes bout half 1, recognised me off the forum. caught me be a bit off guard; i was in a bit of a hurry and i only had a limited lunch break today, so apologies for being so short with you.

TS : CDT = craft design and technology. i imagine you teaching 14 year olds how to make shuriken and sharpened metal rulers "for fucking up them gooner scums"

Spotted this bike while looking at motorbikes on ebay, random

Skully's roundup:

Superprecise on his new Mercian today heading west on the Spice Route at half 12 I think.

oooh, exciting... I want to see him and try to push him off it.

skully in new cross last night....I shouted "do a skid" and he responded by putting two fingers up at me....love you too skully....love you too

hhheeheh, I only flick the V to the cool kidz who can take it...

Reunited and it feels so good...

Awesome photo, amazing how old he looks.

And that Mick Jones too.

(thanks to spaghoops for the joke).

Spotted Mashton the other day on Shanks's pony along the cut, I'll get you next time Gadget!

all in That Lunnun. (tm Crispin Glover)

Just spotted this and someone riding it on Poland Street

Hi.

Also I called out "do a skid!" to a woman on a blue frame I think, down southwark somewhere this morning ... I was on a geared bike so it might have seemed weird ... glad you smiled back...! Hi!

I saw a guy on a Bianchi Pista in Bromley at about 2.30. Don't ask me what I was doing in Bromley.