I may be being paranoid...

they would if they ate 7 in a row

what happens then?

then they would acquire the taste, as legend has it

The Belgians will often bore you to tears, then distract you with the old 'name a famous Belgian who's not Eddy Merckx' gambit, then nick your whip. The Russians muscle in on your domestic disturbance, 'protect' your wife then destroy your whip. The Chinese wait until a worldwide spectacle is on, then send you for a holiday in the Gobi desert, then steal your whip. Oh... and the Scots denigrate everyone else, then steal your whip and ride off... drunk...before buckarooing over the bars.

*Hang out and forgeddabahdid in Chariots

*where was everyone? Felt like a right prick

If this goes on down in SE london let me know I'll try come to your aid.

Scary.. oh svn eight for six 2 oh eight 6 nin svn.

Peace

That being said he may've realised that I check my bike every cigarette break (ie every 20 minutes or so) so he might lay off her. it.

You must go through a shite load of cigs my friend.

Also, the part where 'he was eating a banana' is hilarious. Made me chuckle that, a lot.

But if he was a theif, why would he come back to his bike and start eating a banana. How long was the lock locked to yours? Possibly the dude is retarded and was only there temperarily.

Thread from the dead

Oh yeah shit.

OK I have a hacksaw, battery angle grinder, plastic explosive and a tame monkey for the bananas. PM me the address and I'm on my way.

You must go through a shite load of cigs my friend.

Also, the part where 'he was eating a banana' is hilarious. Made me chuckle that, a lot.

But if he was a theif, why would he come back to his bike and start eating a banana. How long was the lock locked to yours? Possibly the dude is retarded and was only there temperarily.

This thread is so dead, I've given up smoking!

but happy to see it resurrected for a bit. I think it was my best thread ever. Apart from maybe the toplessness thread, which i WILL resurrect when i go topless again. Not looking likely for a while though.

Fucking hell this thread is old!

having said that, what are the chances someone loops a lock through your bike and starts angle grinding your locks right away, and if anyone comes and asks what the hell they are doing at a bike rack with an angle grinder they claim some moron (ie: you) looped a lock round their bike and they are simply trying to set it free. Seems like carte blanche for taking an angle grinder to a bike rack (unless someone sees them grinding through locks that obviously aren't theirs)...

because you would be axle gridnding the lock that wasnt connecting the 2 bikes together. if you lock your bikes to someones, then to free them you have to grind that lock, not the one securing one to the fence...

because you would be axle gridnding the lock that wasnt connecting the 2 bikes together. if you lock your bikes to someones, then to free them you have to grind that lock, not the one securing one to the fence...

No, the point of the lock would be if anyone asks what the hell you are doing, you claim to be grinding away the lock holding both bikes together, but in reality you are grinding the locks holding the bike you want to steal. That way, you can stick around a bike rack with an angle grinder and have a 'legit' reason to do so, meaning you could angle grind a bike away in the plain light of day as long as no one was paying too much attention.