Not yet

Who will win tomorrow, Everton or Liverpool?

no one. they'll still be scousers all over the world.

racism or fascism?

So, what's the question?

Rasism, more passive,

Is Gravity a manefestation of General relativity or some missing mechanism within the standard model?

Both

Do you like women with tattoo's on their lower back?

Only in porno's

Who would you like to punch most on the forum?

Pistanator :-)

Cherry or Raspbery Polish Jaffa cakes?

Cherry.

Cheryl Cole or Danni Minogue?

simon

english or french mustard

English with roast beef, French with steak.

Kylie or Dannii?

Danni - she got hips

How many people have you spoken to today, in real life?

none, my flatmates weren't too talkative this morning, and ive spent the rest of the day studying

what are you doing this evening?

Off out for a meal and a few real ales.

Bitter or lager ?

going to my mum's 70th birthday party.

lager

Where do i buy a decent foosball / table football?

www.thebesttablefootballintheworld.com

coke or pepsi?

coke if pushed on this one...

empire or jedi? (empire strikes back is on just now on ITV)

Jedi

What is your favourite toastie filling?

Classic ham n cheese.

Would you like to know when you are gonna die?

Classic ham n cheese.

Would you like to know when you are gonna die?

Sorry if I'm breaking rules by posting again.

Good question, and no set yes or no answer, but plump for no as it would change the way I live.

What makes you happiest or fullest of joy?

Mariokart.

What you up to tonight? Anything good?

37 fail

No, Pure evil.

Is anything worn under the kilt?

proper kilt wearers have nothing underneath the skirt.

Have you ever worn the underwear of the opposite sex?

Yes, heels, the lot

Who would win in a punch up - Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson?

Tyson, as he is alive.

How many beans make 5?