Interview the person beneath you

Answer the one above, ask one for the next.

How was your week?

pretty crappy as it goes.

what did you have for breakfast?

A croissant and some coffee.

Are you going to be riding out today?

I'll be riding over Forest Hill and then back again a few hours later.

What do you want for christmas?

World Peace......or a PS3

Bee or Wasp?

Bee! i likez hunny

when did you last have a poo?

on the throne now!

whats your most painful broken bone?

i've only ever broken my wrist, so, that.

what's your ideal sunday lunch?

Something meaty with good conversation.

Zappa or Beefheart?

Neither, but Captain Beefheart in a pinch.

Where are you riding your bike today?

I've just come into Soho to work after sleeping for 3 hours!

What's the most amazing place you've been to in EXACTLY 17 words!

Bombing down the side of a mountain in Austria through untouched powder, just me and my board.

Whats the coolest trick you have ever done on your fixed-gear bike, either by accident or on purpose?

I don't do tricks, so either my wobbly no-hand trackstand (3 seconds) or an over-enthusiastic skid on wet leaves.

Dress to the left or right?

It's not long enought to do either.

What was the last lie you told??

I told my friend I would "see him later" when I clearly won't as I am going to Bath.

Where do babies come from?

Ladies vaginas.

Why loads of crackheads have tear drops or dots tattooed on their faces?

Teardrop tattoos usually signify the loss of a friend or loved one. (Wikipedia)

What's your favourite movie?

back to the future is one.
how many hours of day light left?

1.5

are you religious? why/why not?

Not at the moment but I kind of aspire to be. Because in the cold hard world of human sufferring or in the face of mind boggling quantum mechanics it starts to make a lot of sense.

Whats your favourite bodypart?

belly button.

Cake or death?

Cake!

road riding or track riding?

TRACK!

what is the atomic weight of Cobalt?

58.933195

When did you last have anal?

if fingers count two weeks ago.

did you masturbate today?