Dear you, with a silver track bike, who just had a drink in the reliance, shoreditch

Racist

You've hit the nylon the head.

The fella in the red jacket is mohair to be seen?

Surprised he didn't get busted for posession of a fire-arm

Perhaps someone shoed him away.

Surprised he didn't get busted for posession of a fire-arm

Nobody called the fashion police.

Nobody called the fashion police.

They were completely overworked. This is Shoreditch, my friend.

This is the kind of anti-social behaviour that happens when people get tank top on Friday night.

Firetrap cardigan, was it?

Someone got hot under the collar

This is the kind of anti-social behaviour that happens when people get tank top on Friday night.

Either intoxicated on alcohol or tweed.

Either intoxicated on alcohol or tweed.

There's alcohol in this tweed...

…and fucking piss.

(knitting) needless to say, you had the last laugh

Weave heard enough!

The spectre of awful puns looms large.

The spectre of awful puns looms large.

Have you just cottoned on?

best thread ever.

there's not much weft.

Sounds like this person was flame retarded!

'tis the season to be jolly..

what a bomber.

Best not to get involved. We don't need another Bolero.

this thread made more sense to post last night, it turned out pretty good though

however, mr man with the bike, please don't play with fire again. Especially not really close to other peoples clothes, after arguing over a chair, when your table had 2 other chairs free already...

also, the guard at the reliance took off his badge and asked me if I wanted to 'finish this off outside', is that legal / ok ?

in all of this no-one has considered the chair's feelings