This week's caption competition

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Half Man Half Biscuit : Seal clubbing[/ame]

best thing ever! WIN!

+1

Yup, think I might have to start a second one this week. Slamm, a work of genius.

ha!
why doesn't rob get the grief i get huh? where's B and gabes now? dickbutts.

robb doesn't get grief cos his is actually funny. :P

ha!

i always wondered what he would look like with hair?!

i always wondered what he would look like with hair?!

Max, you spend too much time on facebook.

i'd swear thats someone else if i didn't see the tatt

No controversy this week: Slamm wins by a country mile and goes on the roll call of people to whom I owe beer. New pic this evening.

So; what's going on here?

So; what's going on here?

Pique: "look Dave, we're making progress, he's only 2hrs late today"
James: "let's try this mallet, whoever it belongs to"

After taking James for a walk the boys are happy that he only chose to mark his territory as they'de forgotton a plastic bag.

"pique, that cunts got 'malice' written on his sole."

So; what's going on here?

Dave:"look John, he is making like is picking up the mallet but he is really farting"
John:"I know, I just ear it"

Dave: No, its no good, the hem line needs to come up. And the colour? Hideous.

While the models pose wasn't exactly the usual affair, Dave steps back to see how his sculpture is coming along.

Pique: "You can balance yourself perfectly by just leaning back and putting your weight on the mallet and, yes, letting go of the handle bars. See? And don't worry, it's ok that the front wheel turns a bit, in fact, it makes your balance even better!"
Dave: "Srsly?"
James: "Where'd my boat keys go?"

Dave: He can't even perform a basic camel spin, look at him. His head's too far down, and as for his extension of the free leg, well...
Pique: I know, I know... But are you really going to tell him? He'll be crushed if he can't realise his dream of appearing on ITV's "Dancing On Ice"

Dave: Hey pique, do you think he knows i didn't say 'simon says'?

c'mon still time to enter and win a Xmas beer (that's my new sales pitch)

I still haven't got my prize yet, competition laws state that a prize MUST be given, otherwise I can send bailiffs to your house to claim the value of the offered prize from your personal assets.

#meh

I wish I had assets of that value.
Xmas is the time of giving; prizes will be awarded then.