I am going to eat the noodles

I have a packet of noodles I bought from money earned doing tricks, I am going to eat them, I will let you all know how I get on.

Pictures or it didn't happen!

Pictures or it didn't happen!

It's too early...

What flavour? This is important.

nothing like ramen your point home.

Udon't know where those noodles have been

Do you just add water or cook in teppan?

Blow me 2 noodle threads in one day. Fugu and your noodles.

This whole joke has pasta me by.

This whole joke has pasta me by.

Then you butter just leave it alone.

i know, i know, im useless at these kind of jokes haha.

***** said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't noodle what they are doing." Dividing his garments among them, they cast lots.

***** said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't noodle what they are doing." Dividing his garments among them, they cast lots.

that was just....TERRIBLE even worse than my one haha.

Are they homosexual or heterosexual noodles?

You can usually tell by the way they curly up.

noodles are for the poor, i dine on swine and swan. choke poor boy

Have you not had the gold noodles? They are divine.

nouveau riche, they ruin everything, always

humble noodle should stay humble

These puns are tagliaterrible.

I have a packet of noodles I bought from money earned doing tricks, I am going to eat them, I will let you all know how I get on.

I have a cat called Noodle.

Also, I've not long cooked a Noodle dish.
Beansprout, French Bean, Carrot, Noodles, Shredded Ham, Mild Chillie.

Gobbed it up real good after a hard cycle this morning to Epsom and back.
Came back and my body was crushing. >__<

This is also Noodle.

Are you drunk or Soba?