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@cliveo
I am too old to be messing around in tents.
On the penis side of things, there was a chap on the Baxter trip last time who had ridden the P-R a few times before. He was a good rider but really rather painfully dull. He was decked out in Ferrari F1 kit on the way there and back and came from somewhere north. He appeared to live alone and one could understand why.
I saw him when I arrived at the hotel after the ride.
"You know" he said on greeting me "If a porn star came to my room tonight, I would say, no thank you, not tonight."
I replied "If a porn star came to your room tonight, he might not take "no" for an answer".
Well, it was funny at the time.