For Sale: Ass-perches

Im currently twixt jobs so not going to be in that there LDN for a while so these are available collected in LDS or posted for another £2.00 each (unless you want more than one)

Specialized Toupe Ti143, mint condition-i, nice saddles, but I dont need 2 - £40.00

Selle Italia Flite MAX (!!!) Tinker Juarez edition (he was a particularly flamboyant Mountain Biker who rode for Klein and Cannondale in the early 90's), cromo rails, red and blue kevlar corners, might suit, er, I dont know, it might suit something, regardless, its a nice rare saddle - £30.00

Selle Italia Turbo-matic, well worn but good nick, no longer black, looks good from behind - £10.00

If you have umbrage with any of these prices let me know and we'll haggle, maybe.

DIbs here then PM me.

TTFN!

dibs Selle Italia Turbo-matic

Got any saddles?

2nds on turbomatic

Got any saddles?

No sorry, just these ass-perches.

Aspergers?

arse perches surely.

ass burgers~?

Aspergers?

No, Im a coeliac, is that similar?

I think rod is either american or lilly allen given his use of LDN

I think rod is either american or lilly allen given his use of LDN

Um, is that not what you folk call it? You will have to excuse me, I am from The North, I will pick it up in the end though.

Word Homies.

is the toupe a toupe, or is it a toupé or a toupé gel or a toupe gel?

its a toupe, no accent, no gel, no numb balls.

fuck yeah!

I love that saddle. I have one, but unfortunately for you it's cheaper on trade :(

damn 2 days ago and i would have had tht toupe

What about "sperm count suppressors"?

What about "sperm count suppressors"?

Only two out of three of them. Besides, it has been scientifically proven that cycling in fact makes you more manly, not less.