For Sale: Male 5'6", strong, hard worker

I'm selling this boy.

Hes a good fast worker, And can ride and build bikes proficiently.
Likes to build wheels so hes very useful if you own a bike shop or have a lot of projects on your hand
Hes also a particularly Good cook, Used to be a veg so cooks very nice vegetarian meals.

fiddy dorra
Ono

within reason please nothing silly

ebay it!

Free to a good home if well looked after?
will be given his daily dose of spokes and heavy grease.

Erm No thanks.

I said within reason

I need cash for a new stem and this jacket which i really like

offers aren't allowed! read the forum rules!

Do you charge extra for the outfit?

Tenner extra for the dutch wetsuit yeah

four dorra for those jazzy socks~?

if you are willing to 'split' .....(insert Joiners Arms joke here)

five for the socks

What's on the sideboard? How much?

does he come in gorgeous baby blue?

I can arrange an armortex job for a bit extra yeah.
Dont know how well he would cope with the extreme heat needed to powder coating though

On the sideboard is a bottle of french red wine, Some slices of birthday cake, some warburtons sliced bread and a condom
wine Five dorra
Everything else is beer/free

i think if you after that kind of money you are better of splitting and selling the meat on ebay.

willing to split?

edit: beaten to it