Anyone here speak German?

"Gott im Himmel"

This word doesn't exist. You might mean "Jugendherbergsverein".

[QUOTE=andyp;1054365]Das hund. Das auto.

"Der Hund. Das Auto."

Pretty much all nouns in German have an initial capital, so that it is usually safer to put one on them.

Hmmmm. You could have let those errors go ... or ...