Is there a bike light law?

Stop! Bumming time.

Ner ner ner ner neh neeer neeer

well if ever I needed an excuse to take the lights back off my bike........

blows kisses
hides KY

Use lights you dozy cunts or I'll kick you off your bikes and bum you and blame it on my poor eyesight.

See, all it takes is a bit of taunting to bring Hippy's true colours to the fore.

He may, ostensibly, join these threads to debate road safety, but what he wants is some bum time.

""""HIDES"""" KY... maybe if you had a light on you could read that.

I might bum you with lights on but I'll feel OBLIGED to bum you without them.

See.

See, all it takes is a bit of taunting to bring Hippy's true colours to the fore.
He may, ostensibly, join these threads to debate road safety, but what he wants is some bum time.

That's it.. bumming for you.

I don't share your poor eyesight

You don't share my ability to read English either.

See.

No. Someone turned out the lights.

I don't share your poor eyesight

Decades of furious masturbation have rendered me near blind, I can just about make out the dancing shapes on my £40 Dell monitor, but I only need an outline to knock one out.

I only need an outline to knock one out.

Ghuhg?

Thread=priceless
Laughing my moobs off

You don't share my ability to read English either.

I don't share your poor eyesight

Tree Trunks, you're an hilarious Troll.

I've enjoyed reading your input into this important topic and I take comfort in the fact that your (intentionally?) ridiculous statements would make even the most lackadaisical person into a more careful, bike-light-using individual...just to be less like you.

I think other people have already covered the important details - anyone without bike lights is not only endangering themselves but also risking the psychological well-being of the poor sod that has the misfortune of killing them.

Oi! Can we get back to the pie please?

no lights does not automatically mean you will die.......that's just ridiculous.....I appreciate that you may feel that lights make you safer..........but lets not blow it out of proportion.

It does. I took the lights off my bike once and I died. It wasn't as much fun as I thought.

I am on a diet too. A diet of apple pies.

No it doesn't.

no lights does not automatically mean you will die.......that's just ridiculous.....I appreciate that you may feel that lights make you safer..........but lets not blow it out of proportion.

As a keen cyclist and car driver I know lights make me safer. And whilst one could be pedantic and note that not everyone dies if they are not using lights, it is distinctly apparent that anything which can make the road a slightly safer place to be, has to be a good thing, wouldn't you agree?

It does. I took the lights off my bike once and I died. It wasn't as much fun as I thought.

LOL! Thats the moral of the story.
Black and white.
Lights on = :-D ... lights off = X-(

we should start by getting rid of all those bad commuter cyclists.

and all those bothersome cars and buses. ;-)

they're more predictable and to be honest don't bother me. Why do they bother you?

not at all. just thought that if you need to clear some space to practice Ninja Biking you might as well go the whole hog.

Well why don't you speak to someone who practices Ninja biking (Whatever the fuck that is). Or if its a space thing then maybe talk to someone with ridiculously short handlebars.

Mmm hmm. Well I'm gonna go and read some more constructive posts. Have fun with your ongoing rage, it seems to suit you.

You dirty shit.

When I ride I don't ride with the traffic, I AM the traffic. I feel it and control it.

The feeling is exhilarating.