In the category of Best Cycle Friendly Pub

You would be most welcome, however you would probably need to supply your own food. Vegetarians struggle to eat out over here and most restaurants wouldn't have a clue what a vegan was or how to cook one.

Thanks, Andy, but I'd actually prefer not to be cooked, anyway.

Is there something that we should know about the IoM that they don't normally divulge to strangers? I've quoted you just in case you were going to ninja edit the fact that you may have blurted out a bit of a secret. ;£